chuck norris

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries

Chuck Norris is like shit!!! I mean he is everywhere

Evil man: Go to hell!!!
Chuck Norris: I've already been there:D

Wherever you are, Chuck Norris is waiting for you:P

Chuck Norris never throws up, he swallows:D:D:D

Fuck Chuck.

:):):):):) czakkk

When Chuck Noris looks up, clouds sweats. We call it "rain".

oh dear Chuck Norris: give us some more snow, please!

When Chuck Noris gets angry - clouds cry

Jakie jest ulubione danie Chucka?
Danie w mordę.

Chuck's the only guy able to throw a left hook with his right hand.. =P

There is a great oportunity to vote for a Chuck Norris bridge in Budapest, Hungary.
Here: http://www.m0hid.gov.hu/szavaz?sortby=abc
Just mark Chuck Norris and press ELKÜLD as ok.

Do not ask what Chuck did for Budapest, do not ask what he did for you, but ask what you can do for him!!!