How do you like little jokes like these?
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.
Income Tax: Capital punishment.
Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.
Once I got angry at an Italian restaurant, so I gave them a pizza my mind.
For as long as I can remember, I\'ve had amnesia....
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.
California smog test: Can UCLA?
What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.
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