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Don't know, Ruth
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I need a girl who's more
stimulating,
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who spices up the relationship.
We've been together 3 years
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and everything is the same.
What can we look forward to?
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Ending up like them?
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It's all so...
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petit bourgeois.
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They're lying to themselves
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They think responsibility and
commitment will make them happier,
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but that's not true.
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It's not. Only those of us who live
outside the system know the truth.
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And the truth is we're alone.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
At least we think alike.
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That's the problem, Ruth.
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You always agree with me
don't know who you are.
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Or what you like.
Like videotaping ourselves...
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- I like that.
- You're lying.
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You hold back. You're turned off
by the camera, I can tell.
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Fine, but what matters
is we love each other.
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We can try and make it work.
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You're not supposed to try,
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you're supposed to get horny.
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I need a girlfriend
who goes wild in bed,
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who asks me to try new things
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What's left to try?
You mean sadomasochism?
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No, no.
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Right?
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Why "no. no"?
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Sadomasochism.
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I could go for you hitting me.
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Yeah, I mean hard.
Punch me for real,
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make me bleed.
I mean a serious injury.
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I want people at work
to be suspicious.
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I'll make up excuses
and they won't believe me
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More excuses, more suspicion...
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Damn, I'm getting horny
just thinking about it.
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Yeah, me too.
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You did it again.
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- Did what?
- You agreed with me again.
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If it doesn't turn you on,
that's fine.
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It's fine.
don't like getting hit either.
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You think I'm a pervert?
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...Can't go on
with a relationship like this
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Maybe we can discuss it
at another time.
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Yeah, but the subject came up,
we should talk about it.
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I think if we talk about it later
at home,
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we can work it out.
I can change.
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No, Ruth. It's over.
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- Hurray for the newlyweds!
- Hurray!
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I have a feeling she'll be next.
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She's going to cry! How cute!
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Tell me the bar is free.
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- Great news. You must be thrilled.
- Yes, I am.
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How long have you known?
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Two months, but we wanted to be sure
before telling anyone.
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- Hi, Ruth. You hear the news?
- Sara's pregnant!
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The girls say they can tell.
That I look prettier, happier...
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But don't know.
feel fatter every day.
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What? You look great!
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Yeah, what do you mean?
You look...
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Okay, let's stop talking about me,
I'm blushing.
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- Get to work!
- Sara, one thing.
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I'm making progress
with the lobsters
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and I thought maybe we could present
my project to the subsidy committee.
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I love the work you've done,
it's innovative and very bold.
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And I appreciate the extra hours
you've put in
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since Pedro dumped you,
but you know the committee.
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Pro?t, that's all they care about.
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But I think if we can understand
cell regeneration in lobsters,
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the applications could be
very pro?table.
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Of course. And I support you
working on it, in your free time.
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The cutbacks are coming.
We have to focus on getting results.
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But don't worry,
got them to send us someone else
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The new intern. He's going
to write his thesis with us.
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Unpaid.
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He's over there.
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This is Daniel...
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- Sampari.
- Dani.
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Dani.
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I'm busy, so Ruth
will take care of you.
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Nice to meet you, boss.
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Well, you can call her that
if you want.
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We're not into hierarchies.
Imagine having to call me "boss."
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Anyway.
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Ruth will show you the ropes,
okay?
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"Boss."
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Get to work!
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- They're all females?
- Yes.
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When they mate, the females lose
their shells and the males eat them.
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Female lobsters, female workers...
The only male is the unpaid intern.
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This place is very egalitarian.
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You haven't heard the worst part
You have to pee sitting down.
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Okay.
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We won't be paying much attention
to the lobsters,
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but you can start by entering
all this into the data base.
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Written on both sides of the page.
Great.
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That's your desk.
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Dani, how are those graphs coming?
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Great. They're not ready yet
but I'm on it.
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That's not the internet, is it?
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I'm offended you think
that of me, boss.
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Right.
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You're lucky your mom
cooks for you.
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Yeah, right. My mom wishes
she could cook like this.
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Nailing a yogurt pound cake
with walnuts takes real talent.
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Want some?
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Yeah. I'm going to the gym later
"WHY-
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If my trainer saw me,
she'd kill me.
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Is she tough?
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The worst.
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Right, right, left.
Come on, let's go!
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Right, right, left.
Don't hold back
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Feel that adrenaline rush!
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Can we start with something easier?
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Pilates, sauna, water jets...
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Water jets? Pilates?
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A sauna won't get rid of
that cottage cheese.
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You need cardie
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Don't worry, it gets better.
We throw in some kicks... Bam!
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Whatever you say, Mom.
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Combination. Right, right, left.
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Come on, let's see it.
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- Can't!
- What do you mean?
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You're out of shape.
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No wonder. All day in that lab.
You'll turn into a hamster.
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- How long since he dumped you?
- It was mutual. 3 months.
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You see? If I'd done the same
when your dad left me,
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I'd be bored, bitter and I'd have
an ass like a bull ring.
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Sure, so you joined the Fight Club.
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Just want you to get out
and have fun.
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And get laid.
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Please!
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That's right.
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Water.
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You're too soft.
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You still aren't over it
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You need to show him
he can't treat you this way!
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What do you want me to do?
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Nothing, leave it to me.
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There are two studly
Kosovar Albanians working here.
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Real pros.
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What are you trying to say?
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You want to hire thugs
to break his legs?
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Said they're pros.
They won't break anything
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- It worked great on your dad.
- Dad?
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He was a kitten after that.
And it gave me a huge rush.
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Come on. Right, right.
Imagine it's him.
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Bastard! You can't treat
my daughter like that!
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Motherfucker!
Come on, pretend it's him.
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Jerk! Go on, hit him.
He's standing right here. Bam!
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Boss, how about a few beers
to celebrate you not ?ring me yet?
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Okay.
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But just one
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don't know.
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- I want something glamorous.
- Say no more.
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One Cosmopolitan, coming right up.
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I'll take something unglamorous.
A rum and Coke.
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Another one!
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Looks like the lobsters
will have to wait.
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They're stupid animals.
The females deserve to get eaten
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Why do they keep trying?
Why not just be alone and happy?
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It's instinct.
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Ducks ?y south,
mantises eat their mates
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and lobsters like men
who mistreat them.
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Luckily after all this evolution
it doesn't affect us any more.
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- Yeah, just as well.
- Right.
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- We're leaving.
- Already?
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I'm pregnant.
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Really? We hadn't realized
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With the baby, can't drink
as much as some people.
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I need to pee.
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Wow.
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And some creep who thinks
he's Ronaldo kept hitting on us.
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Hitting on us?
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He didn't say a word,
he just kept ?exing his peeks
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It didn't work?
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I thought that worked every time.
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Only someone desperate
would hook up with him.
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Which one is he?
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That one.
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Morning, gorgeous.
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Hi.
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- You don't remember me?
- Yes.
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Good. It happens all the time
when go home with drunk girls.
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They wake up and say,
"No, it was a mistake."
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"I was too drunk."
And they kick me out in 5 minutes
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And that's not very polite now,
is it?
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I kill myself in the gym
to have nice muscles,
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I spend a bundle
at the tanning salon...
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Yeah, and you have accessories.
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00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,609
The diamond earring,
all that hair...
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How about it?
You want an encore?
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00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,168
No, I'm not a morning person.
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You know, bad breath...
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Want some breakfast?
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Okay.
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I need to send some emails...
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Sure,
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go ahead.
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- I just friended you on Facebook.
- Okay.
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00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,208
Are you connected?
So you can accept.
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There.
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00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,644
Yeah. Look at this.
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00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,606
Who is "Mikel alias The Rider"?
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My ex. Why?
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00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,725
He just tagged a video - What?
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00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,602
Hey, guys! What's up?
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You're wondering
why ?n uploading a video
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after being away so long,
looking for the perfect wave“
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I've got news.
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00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,047
That's your ex?
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00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,526
It was right here
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He's buff.
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00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,924
I was in the sand
and a hottie appeared
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00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:50,210
with a body you wouldn't believe,
and I've seen plenty.
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00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,771
She took me to her place“
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I never had it so good
in my whole life
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We humped like crazy
while her sister made dinner:
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and we're still going.
220
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So The Rider has fallen, kids.
?n getting married.
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00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:08,803
If you're hearing this,
you're invited to the wedding.
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Are his deltoids bigger than mine?
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I'll get it.
224
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,483
But... This is my apartment.
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00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,646
- Yes?
- Certi?ed letter for Ruth Belloso.
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00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,887
Excuse me...
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All set.
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Can I have it?
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What a coincidence!
Another invitation.
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Another one?
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00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,247
"Alex y Sagrario,
Villapuebla DE Medinaceli
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00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,563
Hey, that town is awesome.
You from there? Family of yours?
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Co-workers, right?
That's my guess.
234
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,326
There's no prize for guessing right.
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00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,686
Well?
236
00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,365
Another ex-boyfriend.
237
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,366
Another ex-boyfriend inviting me
to his wedding. Okay?
238
00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,730
Okay, so I'll talk to you later...
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00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,847
Okay.
240
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,447
Bye!
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00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,208
Yeah, I'm going that way too.
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00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,690
Luna! Luna!
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00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,522
Luna!
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00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,048
Hi, Luna, gorgeous!
245
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,565
Did you miss me?
246
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,362
What are you doing here?
The dog is mine this week.
247
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:02,721
You share the dog?
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00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,245
Shared custody.
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00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,688
She loves us both, she can't stand
being away from either of us.
250
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,161
By the way, I'm Pedro,
Ruth's ex.
251
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,765
No, really? Another one?
252
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,930
What is this, Candid Camera?
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00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,641
Ruth, it's not about the dog.
I have very important news.
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00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,202
Fine, just don't say
you're getting married because
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Who told you? How do you know?
256
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,926
- You're getting married?
- That's right.
257
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,329
I thought you said it was
too "peti-boogars."
258
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,370
I said "petit-bourgeois."
What can I say?
259
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,409
I think you opened my eyes.
260
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,243
Me?
261
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,767
Yeah. Dumping you made me grow up.
262
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,684
You grew up in 3 months?
263
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,286
I'm surprised too,
it was super fast.
264
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,489
But I've discovered
that when you're really in love,
265
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,563
everything just ?ts.
266
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,529
I realized that when I was with you
267
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,762
had to suppress my feelings
so wouldn't suffer.
268
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,531
While with Marta I feel ful?lled.
269
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,001
I'm complete. Alive.
270
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:58,888
Alive!
271
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,247
Sure, man.
Hey, congratulations.
272
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,289
That's exactly what I'm looking for.
273
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,289
Okay. Good luck.
274
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,362
Ruth...
275
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,202
It's important to me
that you come.
276
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,045
You were apart of my life,
you were there for me...
277
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,361
You've really helped me.
278
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,841
Come.
279
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,406
Please.
280
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,720
It would be so nice.
281
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,409
Well... I guess I can try.
282
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,288
Thanks!
283
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,645
You're the best.
284
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,326
Thanks a lot.
285
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,766
See you there.
286
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,362
Ruth... Bring him if you want.
287
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,760
There's no problem.
288
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,485
Cool, huh?
289
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,605
Well? What do you think?
290
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,445
I think it sucks!
291
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,048
A bullshit wedding!
292
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,091
Now you bring it to me, huh?
293
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,441
Hey!
294
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,807
Sur?ng the internet
during work hours?
295
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,247
Which part of 'I no, your boss
did you not understand?
296
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,801
Okay, okay. I see we're touchy.
297
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,246
I'm sorry, Dani.
298
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,528
My ex-boyfriend is getting married
299
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,445
and was looking at photos
of his fiance. I'm a mess.
300
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,728
No, we've all done that.
301
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,090
That's the one who dumped you
at the wedding?
302
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,204
That's the ?rst thing the girls
told me about you.
303
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,886
No. This one's getting married too,
but he's Mikel.
304
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,611
Damn, you're in for quite a season.
305
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,007
Why does this guy want
to get married?
306
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,003
Don't know. Go on, turn it off.
307
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,760
- No!
- Let me see!
308
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,651
It was a phase of my life
I'd rather forget.
309
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,087
You should tag it, your contacts
deserve to see it.
310
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,321
I look awful.
311
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,482
Not everyone agrees.
Read the comments.
312
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,450
Forgot about that ex of yours,
she gives me a hummer!"
313
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,090
What crap is that?
314
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,289
"l think she's still single
and a little wacky.
315
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,204
So you might have a chance."
316
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,647
He writes that on Facebook
and invites me to his wedding.
317
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,040
What an idiot.
318
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,645
- You should go.
- Yeah?
319
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,689
Why, so he can set me up
with Crazytooth?
320
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,211
To show him he's wrong.
321
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,441
That he's wrong?
322
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,443
Dani, I'm single.
323
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,921
And you've seen me
when I drink too much.
324
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,320
Hey, don't diss yourself.
325
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,609
It's the truth.
Besides, if I went alone
326
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,524
it would only prove them right.
327
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,843
Then I'll go with you.
328
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,888
What? don't even know
if want to go.
329
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:23,170
Gee, don't know. Free food, booze
and chicks who want to go wild.
330
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,606
Of course I want to go.
331
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:29,362
But especially to help my boss
show this dick what he's missing.
332
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,010
Trust me, it'll be a blast.
333
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,087
No.
334
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,765
No way!
335
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,171
I should never have let that woman
sell me this damn dress!
336
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,163
Boss, there's something
don't get.
337
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,003
What?
338
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,844
Why do people pay for porn?
339
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,288
Porn? Do we have to talk
about that right now?
340
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,442
Pay websites are huge.
Who uses them?
341
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,002
How should I know? Get me a tissue
from the glove compartment.
342
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,361
You know how much free porn
is out there?
343
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,851
Take your pick:
344
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,651
gay, lesbian, interracial, MILF,
pregnant women, bukkake,
345
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,202
golden showers, squirting,
?stfucking, amateur, gangbang...
346
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,010
Okay, I get the idea.
347
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,845
There are people who see all that
for free and still say:
348
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,162
need more. no, going to pay.
349
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,210
- Maybe it's higher quality.
- What do you mean?
350
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,045
Don't watch porn.
But there's nothing you'd pay for?
351
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,129
No. No.
352
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,126
But it would be nice if they made
the situations more arousing.
353
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,682
More arousing?
Sure, that's exactly what it needs.
354
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,491
They go so out of their way
to avoid subtlety and romance...
355
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,641
That's not what I mean.
356
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,962
Seriously, Dani. You're nuts.
357
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,285
What's a "buzake"?
Or "bukkake"...
358
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,724
One thing. Don't pretend
I'm your boyfriend.
359
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,486
Trust me, it's the worst strategy
of all time.
360
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,165
Wasn't planning to
361
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,441
Why is everyone dressed in white?
362
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,887
Because it's a beach wedding.
363
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,849
Why didn't anyone tell me?
364
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,530
Excuse me? Can I take some pictures
of you two?
365
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,121
- Sure.
- Yeah?
366
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,611
- Like that.
- Boss.
367
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,207
No. Don't look at the camera
368
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,368
Get lost in space.
369
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,688
You're two soap bubbles.
370
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,321
Weightless...
371
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,611
and beautiful.
372
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,126
Look, it's Mikel!
373
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,531
That's why he's getting married.
374
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,924
Mikel s getting married
375
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,606
When I heard, I said...
376
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,526
"Ouch."
377
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,001
But then I smoked
378
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,447
a big fat doobie and thought:
379
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,570
"Why can't a surfer get married'-
That's prejudice."
380
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,769
Okay, okay, it's true.
381
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,450
The partying, the traveling...
382
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,609
But I have three kids...
383
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,091
and they might be in Indonesia
and I've never seen them,
384
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,846
but I get them surfboards
for wholesale.
385
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:17,922
Ruth!
386
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,888
Hi!
387
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,087
It's me, Lucia.
388
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,163
Hi! What's up?
389
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,765
- How are you?
- Great.
390
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,842
What's this?
391
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,891
This was an insemination
and this one's in vitro.
392
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,050
What do you think?
393
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:31,763
Hey!
394
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,481
Look, look!
395
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:38,207
Oh, well.
396
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,249
There, there. It's okay.
397
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,847
I'm out of milk, but it's the only
way to calm him down. Here.
398
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,606
Being a single mother
is the best thing I ever did.
399
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,001
I felt the need.
Especially nowadays.
400
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,640
The only ones who have kids
are immigrants, gypsies
401
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,644
and the Opus Dei.
At this rate, in a few years...
402
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,204
- Have you got kids?
- No, no.
403
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,203
But I recycle a lot
to leave them
404
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,010
- a better world.
- You recycle.
405
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,322
There, there, there...
406
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,564
Okay, I think that's all.
407
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,290
So...
408
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:08,641
let's get it on!
409
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,044
Everybody kiss each other!
410
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,287
No, no, no! Ruther!
411
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,249
How great that you came!
412
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,006
I mean... and look at that!
413
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,724
Damn, you're something.
414
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,962
Thought you wouldn't have
the snatch.
415
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,805
Why not? I'm doing great.
416
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,281
Actually I've never been better.
417
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,410
Sure, that is really awesome.
Totally awesome.
418
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,450
Having you here
to share a day like this...
419
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,648
really means a lot to me.
420
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,881
Ruther!
421
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,527
Hot damn!
422
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,250
Oh, he's your...
423
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,447
Her friend Dani.
424
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:01,931
What's up, Dani?
425
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,731
Yeah, we say "friends"
to avoid the labels.
426
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,723
Right, honey?
It's easier that way.
427
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,850
Yeah, I've been chasing her
for months,
428
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,368
but the line is too long, so if you
have any single lady friends...
429
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,524
No problem, bro.
This place is full of hotties.
430
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,887
How cool, huh?
431
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,771
How is everything, Ruther?
You were into...
432
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,923
shrimp or something, right?
433
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,242
Yeah, lobsters. They're lobsters
434
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,802
We're doing tons of research,
it's an important project.
435
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,042
- I'm very happy.
- That's great.
436
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,409
Hey, we cooked a bunch for dinner.
Take a look.
437
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,647
Hi!
438
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,568
Natasha.
439
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,886
Congratulations.
440
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,930
- Hi.
- Hi.
441
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,048
Sorry we didn't say hi before
442
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,285
This is such a crazy wedding...
Everything's crazy with Mikel.
443
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,161
I mean we know each other.
We went out for a long time.
444
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,529
A really, really long time.
Longer than you, but...
445
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,047
we don't want to talk about that
446
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,565
How are you? Are you happy?
447
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,960
Horny.
448
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,844
Is that the right word?
449
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,243
No, you got mixed up.
But that's okay, we understood.
450
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,643
- You mean you're having a blast.
- Yeah.
451
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,404
And I feel like fucking.
452
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,041
Oh.
453
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,646
You got the right word then.
454
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,529
No, no, no! Aitor!
455
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,445
That guy is too much.
You have to meet him.
456
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,967
Okay, kids. Have fun, Ruther!
457
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,528
We're off to a good start.
458
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,809
We know nobody here
except my ex and his horny bride.
459
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,808
And you won't talk to me,
you're too busy with the buffet
460
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,964
can't help myself.
need to try everything
461
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,407
With a ?xed menu
you know what you're getting,
462
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,007
but here I feel like people are
trying to take food away from me.
463
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,049
- But I can still talk.
- Sure.
464
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,690
What about, porn again?
465
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,844
Don't get that tone.
It's as valid a subject as any.
466
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,364
You know what I would outlaw?
467
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,681
You don't watch porn
468
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,764
Yeah, but it affects me.
Every guy I go out with does
469
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,651
Cumming in someone's face.
What's the point?
470
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,282
The girls waiting for it,
like they want it. Well, they don't
471
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,841
They open their mouths
but they don't.
472
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,923
Because it'll get in their eyes.
473
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,084
Bullshit. Semen doesn't taste good
It's not yummy.
474
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,050
You make an effort
for that special someone,
475
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,205
but Ferran Adrift won't be making
semen foam for shrimp any time soon
476
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,885
- Will he?
- I hope not.
477
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,930
I've always preferred ketchup.
478
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,969
- Have you got any?
- Ketchup?
479
00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:27,360
- For the shrimp?
- Please.
480
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,487
Thank you.
481
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,080
I always get weird looks,
but I love it.
482
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,041
See you around.
483
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,127
Well?
484
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,607
What?
485
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,804
What? don't know.
486
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,364
The glances, the smiles,
now the crap about the ketchup...
487
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,966
I thought I was single and wacky.
488
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,600
Just because let a guy look at me
doesn't mean
489
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,047
I go home with the ?rst one
who does.
490
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,680
At least until I've had 3 drinks.
491
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,926
Well?
492
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,691
You're not giving up?
493
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,606
No. I always start with a girl
who's obviously out of my league.
494
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,649
For 3 reasons.
One: You never know.
495
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,485
Two: Rejection keeps you
on your toes.
496
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,086
And three: When I hook one
a little uglier than her
497
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,208
I'll be a lot more grateful.
498
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,728
Soto answer your question...
No, I'm only warming up.
499
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,401
Don't look now, but the ketchup guy
keeps checking you out.
500
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,483
- He's nuts about you.
- Seriously?
501
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,926
Third drink.
502
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,049
Will you please dance with me?
503
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,649
Well, okay.
504
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,801
Sure.
505
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,481
What happened?
506
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,530
Sorry, I really like your boobs.
507
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,487
Okay.
508
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,007
Don't worry about it.
These things happen
509
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,640
What we'll do now
510
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,643
is wait for you...
511
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,405
to relax.
512
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,881
Let's go sit down Come on.
513
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,847
No, please! Everyone will see!
514
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,606
Okay. Then we'll play it off.
515
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,121
Here we go.
516
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,362
Right, left. Let's go.
517
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,529
Right, left.
518
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,171
Right, left.
519
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,209
You see? Nobody's watching
Good.
520
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,364
Right, left, right, left,
right, left...
521
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,170
Conga! Conga!
522
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,287
Conga!
523
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,410
No, Mikel! Not the Conga!
524
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,084
No, stop, Slop!
525
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:01,567
Slop!
526
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,883
Dani, make them stop!
The boy has a woody!
527
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,684
Turn!
528
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,883
- Good evening.
- What's up?
529
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,247
Excuse me, I'd like...
530
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,651
something sexy,
something glamorous.
531
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,768
How about a Cosmopolitan?
532
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,606
Sorry, don't know how to make one
If you tell me can try.
533
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,445
That's okay.
Give me a rum and Coke.
534
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,602
Feel bad.
Let's try, that way can learn
535
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,650
No, the ingredients
are very complicated.
536
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,370
For example, it has...
537
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,247
Papaya Skin... aged.
538
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,047
Ruther!
539
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,806
I was looking for you.
Remember Crazytooth?
540
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,849
- My buddy Aritz.
- No, no.
541
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,562
He's crazy but he's a great guy
and he thinks you're hot.
542
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,731
Yeah, but...
543
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,042
I'm over my surfer phase.
544
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,247
Oh.
545
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,091
Oh, right, okay.
I get the picture.
546
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,211
You're more into guys who read
and all that.
547
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,328
I got your wi?, Ruther.
548
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,245
- We have papaya skin.
- And raspberry extract?
549
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,847
- Nice party, huh?
- Yeah.
550
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,047
Do you know Ruth?
551
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,248
No. We spoke earlier,
but we haven't met.
552
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,401
Then it's official
553
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:48,445
He's...
554
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:49,809
Jonas.
555
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:53,009
Jonas, the best plastic surgeon
around.
556
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,609
He operated on my finger when mine
got amputated in Annapurna.
557
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,481
It looks great. didn't even notice
until you showed me.
558
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,210
He means his toe.
559
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,771
A common procedure.
560
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,242
It's perfect, man, perfect.
don't walk so great any more,
561
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,289
but I can wave hi to the kids.
562
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,283
Here's the raspberry.
What else?
563
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,044
You guys have everything.
564
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:18,250
Two parts vodka, lemon...
565
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,286
a little African black pepper
and some shrimp juice.
566
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:23,681
Perfect.
567
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,648
Yeah.
568
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,088
Ruth is something else,
she's something else.
569
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,926
She knows a lot about lobsters,
more than anyone in Spain.
570
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,969
And she goes all out.
571
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,521
- Well, not really...
- Not really?
572
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,887
She's crazy, take it from me.
573
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,247
She'd have to be to go out with me.
574
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,528
You two were together?
575
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,808
- They were strange years.
- Sure.
576
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,122
- Remember the trip to Morocco?
- No.
577
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,645
- Not really.
- Here you go, beautiful.
578
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,407
You don't remember because
we were high the whole time.
579
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,124
We had the most amazing hash...
Pure pollen.
580
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:01,363
When we reached the border
she insisted
581
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,770
on carrying it because I always
get stopped for looking radical.
582
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,571
So she stuck it in her box.
583
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,963
I thought you were going
to get nailed but no,
584
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,169
she kept her cool.
She was a real trooper.
585
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,369
Two days, man.
They had there, stark naked,
586
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,921
searching her,
squatting for hours...
587
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,650
I think he gets the idea...
588
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:26,361
She put it down there, you know?
In her snatch!
589
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,011
In her snatch!
590
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,046
Don't know where she put it
because
591
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,770
not even the X-ray saw it.
592
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,844
She must have put it
way back there.
593
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,922
That was me!
594
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,442
Hey. Crazytooth!
595
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,921
Abort, abort, she's not into it.
596
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,208
- Want some space cake?
- Sure!
597
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,283
- Go on, try it.
- Here goes.
598
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,647
Damn!
599
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,963
Doctor Frankenstein
getting high at my wedding.
600
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,929
This will be historic!
601
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,841
What do you mean? What's in it?
602
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,731
Shrooms, fungus, stinkhorns,
the works.
603
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,360
Who knows?
This guy goes all the way.
604
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,485
Relax and enjoy the ride.
605
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,489
You okay?
606
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,411
I'm very worried.
607
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,163
Don't take drugs,
I'm hypersensitive to chemicals
608
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,163
- Why did you eat it?
- don't know.
609
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,481
"Space cake."
610
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,362
I think I'm gonna freak out.
611
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,362
No, look.
612
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,761
You only took a little bite.
613
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,081
You won't feel it
614
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,881
Are my pupils normal or dilated?
615
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,246
- Fine.
- Yeah?
616
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,845
Yeah. You're ?ne.
617
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,887
I'm ?ne.
618
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,525
- It's okay.
- It's okay.
619
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,602
Don't get paranoid
620
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,330
won't get paranoid
621
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,363
Get up. There.
622
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,443
Sorry for spoiling the party.
623
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,921
It's the best thing
that's happened to me all night.
624
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,286
- Here.
- Here?
625
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,607
There.
626
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,091
That's it. Better?
627
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,287
Yeah.
628
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,121
What's wrong?
629
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,765
Hallucinations.
630
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,570
They're starting
631
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,161
This one is typical. Standard.
632
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,926
There's a midget smoking a cigar.
633
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,770
That's Juanito!
634
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,888
- Mikel's cousin.
- It is?
635
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,643
He's coming over. What do I do?
636
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,325
He's going to hear you.
637
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,488
- Stop staring.
can't. I'm mesmerized
638
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:29,687
Look at him.
639
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,330
Think about something else.
640
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,971
- Something else?
- Yeah.
641
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,201
Right.
642
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,766
Just went blank
643
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,367
Do you go to many patients
weddings?
644
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:41,442
Yeah.
645
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,281
Weddings, baptisms, communions,
birthdays...
646
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,171
They always invite me
because they wanna thank me...
647
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,006
and I cant say no. But it's ?ne
because I get more patients.
648
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,288
- I'm talking pretty fast.
- Yeah.
649
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,761
It's okay. Look, here we are.
650
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,202
- Facing the sea.
- The sea.
651
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,844
Take a deep breath.
652
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,009
I never realized...
653
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,447
how bright the stars are here.
654
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,203
There are millions of them.
655
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,004
- I should have eaten some.
- So many!
656
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,849
This is incredible!
657
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,570
Holy shit!
658
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,490
Can't believe I'm saying it
but I'm dying to kiss you.
659
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,291
Who's stopping W"?
660
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,771
Who's stopping me?
661
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,281
Nobody.
662
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,449
Maybe we can get out of here.
663
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,928
If you want to. Do you want to?
664
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:18,888
Yes.
665
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,008
Seriously? Cool!
666
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,688
Will you wait here
while I go to the bathroom?
667
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,251
Of course! Where would I go?
668
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,049
The stars.
669
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,281
The stars.
670
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,481
- All set.
- Hi.
671
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,971
Hi. Say hi to Ruth.
672
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,361
Shit fucking damn it!
673
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,721
What happened?
674
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,201
I left the thermal protective wipes
in the car.
675
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:44,206
He can't go without them.
Hold him a second, I'll go get them
676
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,203
- But...
- It'll only be second.
677
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,327
Well?
678
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,005
Nice wedding, huh?
679
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,210
Did you like the party?
680
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,690
Damn!
681
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,441
What...?
682
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,041
Done?
683
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,081
There, there...
684
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,366
There, there...
685
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,249
There, there, there...
686
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,482
It was only a little bump.
687
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,086
It was nothing.
688
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,891
Excuse me, Miss.
689
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,883
- You know Ruth, right?
- Yes.
690
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,766
Can you check if she's still
in the bathroom?
691
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,968
I've been waiting for her
and I'm worried.
692
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,487
It's my fault.
She's watching my baby for me
693
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,890
But don't think leave my baby
with just anyone.
694
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,644
Ruth is great with kids.
695
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,690
She'll be an awesome mother,
take it from me.
696
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,360
Holy shit!
697
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,249
What the fuck are you doing?
698
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,609
Get your tit out of his mouth,
you ?lthy whore!
699
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,046
What a hussy!
700
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,804
Wait! Let me explain!
701
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,485
Nasty bitch!
702
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,926
You'd better let her go.
703
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,482
He was crying and she said
that's how she makes it stop.
704
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,210
So I got out my tit and...
705
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,521
It's okay, I believe you.
706
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,251
Don't believe her!
That's a filthy thing to do!
707
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:06,926
Who would do such a thing
with someone ease's baby?
708
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,527
Especially with that black nipple!
It's a white baby!
709
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,681
Are you crazy?
710
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,447
You'll traumatize the poor thing!
A black nipple for a white baby!
711
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,761
How gross!
712
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,206
There, there...
713
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,562
I feel bad but I have to go.
714
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,449
There's an emergency
at the clinic.
715
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,330
Someone needs a prosthesis
in the middle of the night?
716
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,367
It's not an excuse.
717
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,245
I had a great time with you.
718
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:34,841
Seriously.
719
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,847
You're not even going to ask me
for my number?
720
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,050
I'll friend you on Facebook.
721
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,885
Ruth Belloso.
722
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,042
My nipple isn't black
723
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,165
Another Cosmopolitan?
724
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,924
Tequila. The bottle.
725
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,122
- Looking for this?
- Yeah.
726
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,491
Boss, were you gonna leave
without saying goodbye?
727
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,324
Don't argue, you'll spoil it
728
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,885
Last night the three of us
created something wonderful.
729
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,771
The energy ?owing
through our bodies
730
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,321
was unstoppable.
Something almost sacred.
731
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,527
Come here.
732
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,326
Come to me.
733
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,644
Give me a hug.
734
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:00,121
Good.
735
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,641
That's it.
736
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,849
Anyway, thanks a lot.
I think I'm gonna go.
737
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,562
No...
738
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,400
No, no, no...
739
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,809
No, no, no...
740
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,043
That's Takeshi and Lars.
741
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,802
Wait...
742
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,167
Here.
743
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:29,324
Can't find the Ben Wa balls,
you might still have them in there
744
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,609
I'm sure you think this is funny,
but I'm not in the mood.
745
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,248
That's the door, boss.
746
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,846
Boss... Seriously,
don't leave like this
747
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,081
Leave me alone.
748
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:45,004
Where's the bathroom?
749
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,410
I think I left my purse
at the wedding.
750
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,367
Can you lend me money
for a taxi?
751
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,846
Oh, yes, German...
752
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,447
That feels so good.
753
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,046
No, damn it.
754
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,050
Don't answer.
755
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,329
Nothing outside of this jacuzzi
matters.
756
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,326
Fuck!
757
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,645
Who died?
758
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,725
Did. need your keys
to my apartment. Don't ask
759
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,404
Well now. It looks like the wedding
wasn't so bad.
760
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,485
Actually...
I'd rather not go into detail.
761
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,640
Hello. I'm German.
762
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,362
Hello!
763
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,808
- Can I make you two breakfast?
- No, she's leaving.
764
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,883
I had no idea...
Where did you meet him?
765
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,886
Where do you think? With my Visa.
The stud charges by the hour.
766
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,441
Hurry up, the meter is running.
767
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:00,002
Now he's having breakfast...
I'll call you later!
768
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,607
You know I'm totally interested
in your stuff. Tell me everything.
769
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,047
I love you.
You look awful, go to bed. Bye!
770
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,441
German!
771
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,843
Today you have to give me
a discount.
772
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,651
We've wasted the whole morning
screwing around!
773
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,769
Boss... Here.
774
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,526
The video we made the other night.
You'll probably erase it,
775
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,730
but wouldn't. There's a part
with you and the photographer
776
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,723
that's hard core porn. Filthy.
777
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,403
I'm joking.
What do you take me for?
778
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,962
Guys! The girls brought me
some gifts for the baby.
779
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,487
Some are big and look expensive.
780
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,282
You know I think it's too mushy,
but they insisted and I feel bad.
781
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,249
You can come if you want.
782
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,446
Dani, I was totally drunk
and totally high.
783
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,322
It was crazy, so we should never
joke about it or mention it again.
784
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,847
Fine, if you can't be mature
about it.
785
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,923
- Talking about it helps
- No, it doesn't.
786
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,401
It's wrong for you to fuck us
to get back at that guy
787
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,800
and then walk out on us.
788
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,883
Miss Soap Bubble is devastated.
789
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,691
She says her pain ?ies
with dove wings.
790
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,330
Seriously, boss...
791
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,926
don't want any weird vibes
between us.
792
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,761
Because I'd have to join
Sara's group.
793
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,482
And didn't get her anything
794
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,407
"It's me, Jonas, from the wedding.
795
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,006
I'm not into the whole
social networking thing,
796
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:58,209
but I'd like to be your friend
on Facebook and in real life,
797
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,521
if possible.
798
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,480
Sorry I left like that and hope
you'll meet me for coffee sometime
799
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,165
Who wants to see me?
800
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,802
A guy who saw you breastfeeding
a baby and took off running.
801
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,291
You prefer him to us?
802
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,044
I really like him.
803
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,841
Besides, look. I was wrong.
He really did have an emergency.
804
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,646
You're breaking my heart.
You know that, right?
805
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:12,128
Cool, bro. Bull's-eye!
806
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,648
Boys, you can't do this.
want to talk to your father.
807
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,201
He can't right now,
he's fucking your mom
808
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,129
He's doing what?
809
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,169
Right on your head, retard!
810
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,970
Hit him in the face!
811
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,201
- Schmuck!
- Run!
812
00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,526
Pretty apartment.
813
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:45,361
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
814
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:46,681
Yeah? You sure?
815
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:53,767
Sorry.
816
00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,930
- Which way?
- That way.
817
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,686
Good morning.
818
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,121
Good morning.
819
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,760
I'm late for work,
but it was an incredible night.
820
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,047
Right.
821
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,251
But do you mean an incredible night
we'll never forget...
822
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,324
or an incredible night
and you want more?
823
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,126
Don't know. Do you want more?
824
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,806
Mean, if you don't, that's okay.
825
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:42,927
It's...
826
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:50,961
Anyway“-
827
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,243
All know is
want to see you again
828
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,202
Okay.
829
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,407
Call me.
830
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,362
Yes!
831
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,409
Yes, yes, yes!
832
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:09,766
Yes, yes, yes!
833
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:10,682
Yes!
834
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,407
The mattress is too hard.
835
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:22,281
Did you notice? I thought
jumping on it might soften it.
836
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,082
My jacket.
837
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,886
I see you took the vitamins
I gave you.
838
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:44,848
No.
839
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:46,605
It's not the pills,
840
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:48,125
- Mom.
- It's not?
841
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,242
No.
842
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,526
You got laid!
843
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,607
Mom!
844
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,250
I'm so happy fol' W"!
845
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,370
Come on.
Ten more minutes to celebrate.
846
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:02,047
I'm so proud of you.
847
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,204
You gave it everything you had
and you did it.
848
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,162
Mom... thank you!
849
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,287
I mean, we're only starting out,
but...
850
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,403
that means a lot coming from you.
851
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,801
- I mean your work-out.
- Oh.
852
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,800
But I'm glad you met someone,
I really am.
853
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,962
- I think it's great.
- But?
854
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,566
- But nothing.
- Come on, I know you. Spit it out.
855
00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:26,371
Every time you meet a guy
you get so intense
856
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,887
that you forget yourself.
don't like it.
857
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,771
Don't worry,
I'll keep coming to the gym
858
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:35,447
just want you to be happy.
Don't think men solve problems
859
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,921
Most of the time
they are the problem.
860
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,890
Know, but what should do?
Assume he's a jerk?
861
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,123
- Sorry for being excited.
- No, I understand.
862
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,003
Look.
863
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,123
The jerk wants to take me
to a movie.
864
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,203
Go ahead, enjoy it.
865
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,046
Don't listen to me,
I'm an old bag who hires gigolos
866
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,407
That's right, ma'am.
I hire gigolos.
867
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,403
I pay them, I fuck them...
868
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,881
More than once if possible
Till they're dry.
869
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,644
How do you like that?
870
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,167
Want the agency's number?
They have good product.
871
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,242
Mom, please...
872
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,721
We'll go together!
I know one who's perfect for you!
873
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,963
And Nicolas Cage.
I never miss his movies.
874
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,408
He fascinates me. Not as an actor.
His hair implants.
875
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,723
People don't notice a masterpiece
John Travolta is up there.
876
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:30,201
In "Face/off"
couldn't make up my mind
877
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,600
Can you hold this
while I go to the bathroom?
878
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,086
Perfect. Hi.
879
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,046
Hi, Ruth.
880
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,931
It's me, Alex.
881
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,361
Your ex.
882
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,770
This must be awful for you.
I'm sorry.
883
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,049
What are you, a transv...
transsexual?
884
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,770
- I'm a woman.
- A woman?
885
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,127
YOU mean 8 woman, woman.
886
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,408
We're talking about...
887
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,846
cutting it off.
888
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,321
Was ashamed but had to do it
889
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:09,848
Besides, Sagrario was there with me
the whole time, supporting me...
890
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,604
What is Sagrario, a woman?
891
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,881
Don't know, even though
you had the operation...
892
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,486
you might be a lesbian.
You always liked women.
893
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:20,085
Sagrario is a man.
894
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:22,683
He has a weird name
because he's Cuban,
895
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,844
but he's wonderful. You'll meet him
Saturday at the wedding.
896
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,161
You'll love him.
897
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:28,765
Don't think that's a good idea
898
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:33,244
I know. I have no right to ask you.
You must hate me.
899
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:37,041
No, don't hate you.
If you're a happy man... woman
900
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,000
Yeah, but thought you would be
at my wedding and...
901
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,481
and it would be a special day...
902
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,961
and I know it must be awful
for you but...
903
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,726
I think I can try to be there.
904
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,322
You're the best, Ruth, the best!
905
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,448
I'll never forget this!
906
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,966
Don't get it.
Why don't you invite him?
907
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,407
Because really like this one,
don't want to scare him.
908
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,927
That's nonsense. Why would he?
It's an exotic wedding.
909
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,401
Yeah, right. My transsexual
ex-boyfriend's wedding.
910
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,800
The perfect 4th date.
911
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,440
Sure, it's better to coerce me,
912
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:14,126
your menage-a-trois intern
to go with you.
913
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,645
Nice going, boss.
914
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:17,245
I'm sorry, Dani.
915
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,721
Know I shouldn't have asked you
but...
916
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,724
Please, come with me
- don't know.
917
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:26,208
Though I do have a morbid curiosity
about meeting your ex.
918
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:27,964
- You owe me two now.
- Ruthy.
919
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,360
I need to talk to you.
920
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,444
We need space for the jellyfish
The lobsters have to go.
921
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,490
What's the problem?
Where are they taking them?
922
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:40,130
A restaurant made an offer.
I already said absolutely not.
923
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,645
But we could use the money.
924
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,689
But Sara, listen to me...
925
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,968
isn't there something else
we can do?
926
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,565
Unless someone takes them home.
927
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:49,480
And another thing.
928
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:51,449
I need the samples
I asked you for.
929
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,285
I understand you're busy
with your new boyfriend
930
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,887
and we're all very happy for you,
but you have to make ends meet.
931
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:01,328
Can't wait until he dumps you
for you to get your act together.
932
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,084
What a bitch.
933
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,005
Yeah, but that bitch
runs this laboratory.
934
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:13,640
Especially if nobody
stands up to her.
935
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:15,404
What good would that do?
936
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,927
Don't know, but you could try
and see what happens.
937
00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,930
Why don't you publish your research
on your owm?
938
00:57:21,080 --&