In honour of stupid people... ;-)))

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that\'s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary.
Details inside.(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- \"Directions: Use like regular soap.\"
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- \"Serving suggestion: Defrost.\"
(but, it\'s \"just\" a suggestion).
On Tesco\'s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- \"Do not turn
upside down.\"
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- \"Product will be hot after
heating.\" (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- \"Do not iron clothes on
body.\" (but wouldn\'t this save me more time)?
On Boot\'s Children Cough Medicine -- \"Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication.\"
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- \"Warning: May cause
drowsiness.\"(and...I\'m taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- \"For indoor or outdoor use
only.\" (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- \"Not to be used for the other
use.\" (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I\'m a bit
curious.)
On Sainsbury\'s peanuts -- \"Warning: contains nuts.\" (talk about
a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- \"Instructions: Open
packet,eat nuts.\"(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child\'s Superman costume -- \"Wearing of this garment does
not enable you to fly.\"(I don\'t blame the company. I blame the
parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- \"Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals.\" (Oh my God...was there a lot of this
happening somewhere?)

Now that you\'ve smiled at least once, it\'s your turn to spread
the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a
smile to (maybe even chuckle)... in other words send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

;--)))

kwestia z tymi instrukcjami jest taka ze producenci bronia sie przed pozwami tych \"Stupid People\" ktor zdarzaja sie czesciej niz sie zdawac mogloby. No nie kumam tylko tej promocji Fritos... I Tiramisu...Co do frozen dinners to to akurat kumam bo dosc czesto ludzie wrzucaja takie potrawki do mikrofali i od razu je grzeja. (Przyklad: moj maz wyciagal pie z zamtrazalnika i wrzucal do mikrofali na heating na 3 minuty :-) Mial potem problem z recyclingiem tych pies ;-) ) Ech ale mimo wszystko smieszy...

Dla tych co nie wiedza :o) ...tiramisu to taki deser (nie bede sie wdawac w szczegoly) \"twarogowy\". Sek w tym, ze jest on dosc wrazliwy na wszelakie wstrzasy i pudelko/pojemnik powinien byc zawsze trzymany poziomo. Jesli wiec napisza na dole kartonu \"nie odwracac\" to sie to troche mija z celem (jesli sie ktos nie spotkal z tiramisu wczesniej) - musztarda po obiedzie ;o)
PS: Wiekszosc instrukcji na opakowaniach jest drukowana na spodniej stronie.

Fritos... ja zazwyczaj nabywam wszystko droga kupna (jak wiekszosc ludzi) ;o) Jak wydrukuja \"no purchase necessary\" to niby wyglada jakbym mogla, ze spokojnym sercem, ta torebke chrupkow buchnac ze sklepu. Chodzi im o to, ze nie musisz miec rachunku ze sklepu zeby przystapic do loterii itp., wystarczy sam kupon drukowany na torebce. :o)

Those idiotic signs are almost everywhere but this is the way a company \"cover\'s their ass\" against any legal suits from people that are simply speaking dumb. It\'s hard to believe a person would put their genitals through a chain saw just to see what might happen ( I wonder..) ...let\'s walk off the store with 180 packs of Fritos just because we might win something....ready for finger prints and handcuffs anybody?

:)

>their genitals through a chain saw just to see what might happen

I heard the Swedes are open to sexual experimentations..

If that\'s the case, we might end up with a lot of swedish meatballs...
:)