The door was unlocked and that was strange because he remembered precisely locking 'them' (them odnosi sie do l. mnogiej, a jak juz masz 'door' to jest l. poj) when he left in the morning. "Weird" thought Roy and slowly'stepped' (ja wole slowo 'moved') forward.
At first glance it seemed fine, so 'confused Roy' (daj to inaczej...Roy, confused by the situation) took off his shoes and aimed his steps tWARDS the kitchen. He opened the fridge and started looking for ice when he heard (a gdzie jest moj maly przedimek? ) sound of something falling down upstairs. He was then sure that 'must have been' (nie, nie zadne 'been' bo to dzieje sie teraz....there must be a burglar upstairs) 'a burglar' (niepotr). Roy switched off the lights, grabbed his cell phone, called (hello- a gdzie przedimek?) police and in 'the' (zle slowo) whispering voice explained to a police officer what was going on. The police officer suggested (tu cos brak) him to stay cool and hide somewhere in a safe place if possible in case the burglar was armed. HE WAS TO 'and' (niepotr) wait for (a gdzie przedimek?) Police. For his safety, Roy decided lo leave the house and wait for the police 'on' (zle slowo) the street. A 'quarter' (niema czegos takiego jak 'quarter minutes, jest 'quarter of an hour', albo '15 minutes') minutes later the police car stopped in front of his house. He quickly informed the police that the burglar 'is' WAS in the bedroom. Police officers prepared their guns and 'in' (daj 'within' to daje znac, ze szybko sie ruszyli) a minute were opening Roy's bedroom doors with a (daj jaki? gentle, hard, loud?) kick. What the they saw inside was Roy's new girlfriend almost scared to death. SHE was lying naked in the bed. SHE WANTED TO give him a surprise, (and insteasd 'gave the officers an eyeful').
Pamietaj o tych przedimkach (a, an, the), bo Cie bede meczyla z tym az do skutku.