SPEED DATING where is she from?

where is she from originally? she says the a few words

and maybe, after the sentence " you must have a holiday plan there.."

she responds " absolutely, a little tour v.......???? in Europe"

of Eastern Europe for a couple of weeks,
ale to nie jest odpowiedź

może jeszcze ktoś z was spróbuje? co kobieta odpowiada na pytanie "where are you from originally"?
cięzki orzech

city girl born in Brest(?) albo 'born and bred'

born and bred - definitely!
City girl born and bred, literally half an hour from here.

śliczna, ale dykcję ma jak...

like..." the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall"?.:)
but anyway .... "he fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River".:)

not my words, I'would've done it 'better' but not on a family forum.

I've just had a look at it...she'd be quite kissable despite her diction :)

Whenever I see a hot guy, I imagine all the personality and mental problems that he has that would become mine if I hooked up with him. Works better than a cold shower.

:-)

You mean that such tdh beefcake turns out to be a blank cartridge at the end (whatever it might mean)?
Judging by what you said, it looks like you 've made a couple of those mistakes in your life, and so have I, for that matter ( towards some dream-baits table-grades of course :)
But again, if so, the uglier the better, I guess. Like some limping cripple, which would already be an oxymoron to itself. 'Limping' and 'cripple' rolled into one?:)