aren't you a little nit-picking?
Not spoken anywhere ? well....the way i speak depends on my character, what i'm like etc.(also what i Do like) In my humble opinion you can't exclude someone because they simply speak "too correct" English....to me it's ridiculous, really, and i have heard it a few times before.
I know a lot of buzz-words, slangy, from jargon simply i don't like them, like in Polish.
Now, if anyone tells me
your written English is not good or something, ..."native-like"...because it's too correct and taken straight from the book...i say "you're too picky.
Anyway thanks for your opinion. It's just that i'm self-studying and away from something i'd call "conventional learning".
Hope it won't exclude me during my acid test.