>But seriously, both forms: "I wish I was" and "I wish I were" are
>acceptable, though the latter is considered more formal, true enough.
Like I care what you might think.
As if I cared what you might think.
Which is more to your liking? (Not that I dare say "better.")
If you cannot say, "ESL classes, here I come" has got to be the battle cry for you.
Besides, you comma splice. That's not good.
>Or do you see it as more "hypothetical"?
The subjunctive, or what's left of it, has its meanings.
It's no grammarian's wet dream, you know.