Concur with Cinnamon Biscuit(I like them very much, in fact I'd love to gobble "you" up, but just to avoid ambiguity here, I mean only eating yummy cookies of course :):) as for "five words" of this piece of furniture.
But in the long term , I think one souldn't pay too much heed to counting words at this point.To my mind it's really pointless to ponder on this and instead we should focus rather on the content and pellucidity of our piece of writing in both its originality and versatility , let alone grammar.