"Turn the camera off, I'm so upset" (said in a fake BrE accent)
"Do you know what Onorio told me?"
"I said my dress it fits me too tight, I have gained so much weight"
"No, no darling the dress is too small.
"Blame it on the dumb manufacturers."
Pull the lining down
"This is what happens when you gain weight before a video"
I do my job (repeat). I like to cut jokes in between and have a good time
That's what it's all about...you know you have to have fun