If you mean a "pizza-face cross dresser" ,no he's not. He's an iced 100 per cent jock-strap because the said" hormone":)
But look, just for kicks :
"The hues attract, draw steal men’s eyes, but penetrate ,discombobulate, amaze the souls or psyches of women.” ( Riddle of Shakespeare’s Sonnets 138)
Hence, my alternative suggestion for "our" lounge-lizzard is a “discombobulator” in various literary senses of the verb.:)