hehe, engee, don't do that, don't you know that women are like iPhones: you have to touch them all over (a woman's bum is like a warm-up, let's say) before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: rub one ball and everything moves, haha.
just in case that wasn't enough, here's some nice pics to make you all lol
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/13/adorable-hedgehog-smiling-picture_n_3076005.html