The new alternative fairy tale- let's play a game

Rules:
4 words at a time
Do not post consecutively
Try to stay within the story but don't be afraid to change direction
Anyone and everyone can play

We'll see where our collective imagination will lead us to.
I start :

It was a piercingly...

... blustery and showery day ...

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine

... loomed up from nowhere

with an obvious intention

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere and decided to visit

sorry

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee..

who was concocting a

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle of his way to

a roly-poly bend around

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around,it dawned on him that

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he couldn't count to four.

he must have been

you were quicker :)

Those in the know

He knew that his

Those in the know...can appreciate his efforts

lemme patch it..

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he couldn't count to four.He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been

through hell and back

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails. In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he couldn't count to four.He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been through hell and back when he passed his IQ

sorry it was 5 words

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails.

In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he
couldn't count to four. He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been through hell and back when passing his IQ test of a chaffinch. :)

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails.

In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he
couldn't count to four. He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been through hell and back when passing his IQ test of a chaffinch. :)

Matilda, his fiancee

Nobody wants to play? I could've "played with myself" but dont want to be called a w****r . Common .... come out of your hidings

Matilda, his fiancee, was a noble-looking

and quite sanctimonious squirrel

living in a ramshackle

with the whole caboodle

of pietistical trinkets chalet.