The new alternative fairy tale- let's play a game

And there was love.

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails.

In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he
couldn't count to four. He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been through hell and back when passing his IQ test of a chaffinch. :)

Matilda, his fiancee, was a nobble-looking and quite sanctimonious squirrel living in a ramshackle with the whole cabbodle of pietistical trinkets chalet. And there was love. They had been planning

to announce their marriage...

but something went wrong

No banns were posted.

But a stout-hearted porcupine,

cannot really be challanged

His women-savvy and cunning

It was a piercingly blustery and showery day when a pissed porcupine loomed up from nowhere with an obvious intention to visit his fiancee who was concocting a dozen different kinds of cocktails.

In the middle of his way to a roly-poly bend around, it dawned on him that he
couldn't count to four. He knew that his efforts cannot be appreciated by those in the know and he must have been through hell and back when passing his IQ test of a chaffinch. :)

Matilda, his fiancee, was a nobble-looking and quite sanctimonious squirrel living in a ramshackle with the whole cabbodle of pietistical trinkets chalet. And there was love. They had been planning to announce their marriage when something went wrong. No banns were posted ! But the stout-hearted porcupine and his savvy and cunning woman pulled it off perfectly as befitted such ingenious the couple.They hired the beaver who was to challenge everyone at the church gate…

you're breaking the rules you made by yourself?

yes indeed I broke the rules , sorry I just wanted to piece it together somehow.

why don't you try and write your own story then ? :)

got carried away a bit ..sorry ..

because it was to be the collective work, ok I am sorry again ..

If I wrote my own story and put it here I would've been arrested tomorrow.

sure you won't :) no one will punish you for writing about porcupine who's pressing his suit with fiancee :)

our porcupine is the well known "second" tween duck brother and Matilda is his faithful and loyal minion ..

haha, must you always go into these political issues? Parliament is often full of hot air, mock insults, platitudes, crockery and fake hostility. In short, much ado about nothing, but you could write a real and nice story without all these and innuendos in the bargain, couldn't you? :)

What is going with this site ? I couldn't log..Yes indeed , I have to admit my developing propensity to delve into such "innuendos in the bargain" , may be you right , I should pick up some other topics , environental issues, gay marriages, pollution-not to confuse with "wet dream" haha, but I am angry at them anyway , I am seriously thinking to throw away my TV set because I can't watch the news.But they are all imostors they have to ensure that we are ignorant and poor otherwise they couldn't have been elected by us.. I would be better off talking porcupine...

I digress sorry but I love to digress , we have to go back to our "porcue" AND HI whose sexual orientation is yet to be knonw...(you know whom i ma alluding to ?)

>got carried away a bit ..sorry ..

It's ok, dude. You're a rhino after all and a savage one to boot. Incontinence is a well-known characteristic of rhinos. They come and trample things. You just can't help yourself ;)

sure mate , indeed I am the one leg rhino

Matilda should've invited me to her wedding but unfortunately i am not the law&justice member..

>sure mate , indeed I am the one leg rhino

One-legged rhino? How did this happen?

> we have to go back to our
>"porcue"

The porcupine is dead. A rhino killed it.. single-handedly and one-leggedly :)

it's a long story don't want to bore you with the details,I've been a RAK( right above the knee) amputee for almost year or so due to an accident at work.

>it's a long story don't want to bore you with the details,I've been a
>RAK( right above the knee) amputee for almost year or so due to an
>accident at work.

It sure doesn't sound boring to me. If you care to share your story, I'll gladly listen. Welcome aboard you one-legged pirate you ;)

Ok ,since you are the same "mid-night oil burner" like me. You know it's nothing special , thousands of people lose their limbs every single day but this is the completely different world they have to live in since they become non-bipeds , so to speak.
I don't know what struck me on that faitful day to go down to the shop floor where the forklift truck crushed me agaist the wall. I was only able to jump up in the last instant and saved my life this way.I collapsed to the ground and saw my leg all squashed and messed up. I started bleeding like hell but fortunately was conscious enough to clamp my jeans belt around my thigh and cinch it tightly.I even rememeber that I took sig and was trying to joke , ,stupid schmuck I was. When an ambulance arrived I could only catch snatches of the conversation like" he's not gonna make it , we must call for the helicopter".
Forgive me if I stop at this point.I can only add that I made it finally. I found out later that I lost three litres of blood. In the hospital they actually didn't try to put my leg together but they were fighting about my live. So I can probably say that it was a close thing I would've "pushed up daises" but it's still difficult for to get through all of this .. don't want to accept it but know that I have to.

I've been thinking a lot about what happened to me .. It turns out that we all turn to God and start thinking about sense of this life when we have a brush with dead.The only conclusion that came to me is that you never know what future has in store for us and we have to make the most of this life every single day coz we don't actually have much time.
That's one man's story.

On turning to God, my beliefs diiminished rather than increased, but did feel much more spiritual.

I wish you had jumped higher than you did, bud. You still did pretty good - you live. And somehow I sense (it must be your nick) that you'll be fine and do well as a monoped ;)

There's this guy that I sometimes go scuba diving with and every time I do I get a mental boost. As a child he had polio and one of his legs is pretty much useless (he wears only one fin). There's a bunch of gear to deal with, it's heavy, and he never accepts help. Not only is he an excellent diver but he runs his own diving school. Not too bad, eh?

Now, it's April Fool's Day today, but I'm not gonna be pullin' your leg (it's your last one ;)